I Giapponesi sono Impazziti - The Japanese have gone completely insane

"I'm sorry I don't speak Japanese. You see there has been a little mistake...the concierge at the hotel said 'Do you want to go to a game show?' See I thought she meant see a game show...BIG mistake! - Chris Farley




Se un giorno vado in Giappone non mi siedero' mai, e non usero' mai il bagno...non si sa' mai chi sta guardando.

If I ever go to Japan I won't sit down, or use a bathroom...you never know who the last person to tamper with the seat was.