Happy Thanksgiving

"I'd like to see you live without it!" - Silverchair





This year I am quite thankful for Miracle II! It is a truly fantastic product filled with prayer, electrically engineered water, and ash! This great lotion holds spiritual and eloptic energy beyond measure! Yes, I am truly thankful for Miracle II the Neautralizer Gel =P

*I must give credit to my wife for this find!

Ghost Rider

"His head was skull..and it was on fire" - Goth Chick



Ma fa sul serio Nicolas Cage? Teschio in fiamme? Boh...che gli e' preso?

Another winner from Nicolas Cage...skull on fire always make for quality movies.

Sicurezza - Security

"I always thought the security around here sucked...I'll have to bring in my bo-staff." - Dwight Schrute

First, the Bike Lock,



Then "the Club",



Now the Thumbdrive Lock!



Quest'aggeggio e' completamente serio. Si, adesso hanno pure i lucchetti per i flashdrive USB. Non si puo' essere mai troppo attenti.

This gadget is completely serious. Yes, they now have locks for your thumbdrive. You can never be too careful.

Tattuaggi? - Tattoos?

"Women, don't get a tattoo. That butterfly looks great on your breast when you're twenty or thirty, but when you get to seventy, it stretches into a condor." - Billy Elmer



Per quelli che vogliono fare finta di essere ribelli...pero' in realta' non c'hanno il coraggio di prendersi un tattuaggio vero.

For those who want to pretend to be bad boys...they can't quite get themselves are real tattoo though.

Love is Friendship Set on Fire

"Anal Sphincter Analysis" - Latest job offer...not kidding!



A volte noi uomini abbiamo difficolta' nel scegliere che regali comprare per le nostre donne. Fiori possono sembrare troppo facili, forse lei pensera' che non c'abbiamo pensato abbastanza, e poi chissa' se le piaceranno...scegliamo in base al colore! Gioielli sono quasi sempre troppo costosi. Questo poster, pero'?

Sometimes we men struggle in picking a gift for our women. Flowers can seem too monotonous and easy, maybe she will think we didn't put much thought into it, and who knows if she'll like them...we choose by color! Jewelry is almost always too expensive. This poster though?

Pigiama di Dio? - PJs of God?

"What's the deal with Marylin Manson worshipping the devil?...White people always gotta do one better than black people. Black people are all tough and say stuff like 'I'll pop a cap in your ass!' White people say, 'Oh yeah? Well I'm from hell!'" - Chris Rock



Sembra che fanno veramente sul serio, questi pigiama ti faranno sentire sani e salvi. E si, pigiama che "replicano" l'armatura di Dio ti proteggeranno. Oltre a quello pero', bisogna ammettere che fanno moda! Tutti i tuoi amici ne vorranno un paio!!!

Apparently they're serious, these PJs will keep you safe and sound. Yes, PJs that "resemble" the armour of God will protect you. Beyond that, one must admit that they are quite stylish! All your friends will want a pair!!!

11 Settembre - September 11th

"God bless America? I just picture some guy in Tanzania, sitting on a boulder and contemplating how to spend the 560 dollars he made last year before saying, 'Thank you, God, for all you've done for us, but when you get a chance could you bless America? We've had it too good here for too long.'" - Steve Hofstetter

Per solamente $29.95 anche tu puoi avere il tuo dollaro d'argento fatto dall'oro e l'argento trovato dove una volta c'erano le torri gemelle. Si, cercheremo di vendere piu' o meno tutto in questo paese e se lo compri sei un patriota!

For only $29.95 you can own a silver dollar made from the gold and silver found at ground zero. Yes, we will try to make money on just about everything in this country, and then call patriotism!

Faccia - Face

"C'e' chi dice che il sedere assomiglia all faccia." - Articolo 31

La voglia di studiare sta sparendo. Anzi...l'abilita' di studiare e' quasi del tutto scomparsa. Voglio finire ed andare avanti nella vita. Ormai mi son reso conto che la mia educazione e' quasi finita, pero' il mio cervello pensa che sia gia' finita. AAAAAAhhhhhh!

The desire to study is disappearing. Actually, the capacity of studying is almost completely gone. I want to finish and go on with life. By now I have realized that my education is almost over, but my brain thinks it already is. AAAAAhhhh!

E' solamente un'aspirapolvere - It's only a vacuum

"They deftly manouver and muscle for rank..." - Cake

Madri del mondo, adesso potete esprimere i vostri tentativi ad essere trendy anche con la vostra aspirapolvere. Il Sport Utility Vacuum e' qui.
Polvere...sii in guardia, la tua ultima ora e' arrivata. Una volta ti dicevamo che potevi correre, ma non potevi nasconderti. Adesso, non puoi nemmeno nasconderti dalla Hoover Z.

Soccer mom's of the world, you can now express your attempts to be trendy even in your vacuum. The Sport Utility Vacuum is here.
Beware all dust, your time has come. We used to tell you that you could run but you couldn't hide. Now, you can't even run from the Hoover Z.

Tirocinio con Clinton - Intern for Clinton

E' vero, Bill Clinton sta cercando 25 "giovani" che lavorino per lui...senza essere pagati!

It is true, Bill Clinton is looking for 25 "young people" to work for him...unpaid!