Quando i nerd pensano di essere fighi - When geeks think they're cool

"Blast!" - Luke Skywalker

Borat

"I was saving candy for my wedding night." - Rod Flanders



Ricetta per un film eccellente: un pazzo da un paese sconosciuto, un paese che non capisce altre culture. Ah si...sara' da morire dalle risate!

Recipe for a most excellent movie-film: a nut from an unknown country, a country that doesn't understand other cultures. Ah yes...we will laugh...and laugh more!

Ghost Rider

"His head was skull..and it was on fire" - Goth Chick



Ma fa sul serio Nicolas Cage? Teschio in fiamme? Boh...che gli e' preso?

Another winner from Nicolas Cage...skull on fire always make for quality movies.

Gremlins

"The most important rule of all, no mater how much he cries, no mater how much he begs, never, Never feed him after midnight." - Little Boy in Gremlins



Howie Mandel is my new hero...no...deal or no deal does not make a hero. In 1984 he was the voice of Gizmo...in Gremlins!



If you have a rediculous amount of time you're trying to kill...say you're at work and really don't wanna write that report...or say thesis...then watch the entire movie on YouTube: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12

For the record...I didn't actually watch all of the videos on YouTube.

Lost Battlestar

"I have everything under control, alt, delete!" - Strong Bad

Nessuno vede l'ora che ricominci Lost...specialmente Dwight Schrute. Leggete Lost Battlestar.

Everybody is excited about Lost starting up again...but I think Dwight Schrute takes the cake. You should definitely read the hypothetical scenario if the cast from Battlestar Galactica crash landed on the Lost island.

The Office

"I burned my foot very badly on my George Foreman grill." - Michael Scott

The Office.A truly brilliant show. Hilarious. New episodes start today.

Air speed velocity of a European Swallow

"My cartilage is speaking out..." - Test of a Man


Per is seguaci di Monty Python c'e' un nuovo sito che vi aiutera' a capire la risposta della domanda piu' vecchia nel mondo: "Qual'e' la velocita' di una rondine Europea?" So che molti di voi avete dei seri problemi nel capire il vostro ruolo in questa vita. Adesso potete trovare la RISPOSTA.

For all the Monty Python fans out, there is a new site that will help you understand the answer to the age old question: "What is the air speed velocity of European swallow?" I know many of you have serious problems understanding your place in this life. Now you can find the ANSWER.

Little Miss Sunshine

"I am familiar with carpentry, and I don't know who my father is. Could it be that I'm the messiah?" - It's always sunny in Philadelphia


Film che ti fa morire dal ridere, pero' non e' stupido. Andate a vederlo. Apre il 22 Settembre in Italia.

Hilarious. Makes you laugh, but isn't stupid. Go see it!

Lake Placid

"This is Black Lake, but people call it Lake Placid, but that name's already taken." - Sheriff in Lake Placid

Non capisco com'e' che si puo chiamare un film Lake Placid per nessuna ragione. Gli eventi non succedono su questo lago, in fatti, l'unico accenno in tutto il film a Lake Placid e' nella citazione di sopra.

I don't understand how you can call a movie Lake Placid for no reason absolutely. The events that take place do not happen on this lake. In fact, the only mention in the entire movie of Lake placid is in the quote above.

P.S. Dovete per forza giocare il gioco...proprio il meglio che c'e'.

P.S. You really need to play the game...it really is the best you've ever seen.

24

"Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won." - Random Facts About Jack Bauer

E' impossibile uccidere Jack Bauer. Purtroppo, Edgar non ha la stessa fortuna...almeno non dobbiamo sentire quanto si sente in colpa per la morte di Carrie. Riposa in pace Edgar.

It is impossible to kill Jack Bauer. Unfortunately, Edgar doesn't have the same luck...at least we don't have to hear how he feels resposible for Carrie's death. Rest in peace Edgar.

Tira pugni con le mani - He punches with his fists

"The reason emo bands are so emo is because they are being persecuted by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris hates emos." - Random Facts About Chuck Norris

Si, il mondo deve ricordarsi del nostro vero eroe: Chuck Norris.

Yes, the world must remember out true hero: Chuck Norris.

Katinka Ingabogovinanana

"They won't be looking for...not us!" - Derek Zoolander

Si, Milla Jovovich riesce ad avere facce diverse. Mi sono trovato sorpreso che lei e' la stessa attrice in tutti questi film.

Yes, Milla Jovovich manages to have different faces. I was quite surprised that she is the same actress in all these movies.


Zoolander

5th Element

Resident Evil

Ultraviolet

Assomigli a... - You look like...

"You look like a fool..." - Avril Lavigne

Cameriere: "Assomigli a Edward Norton."
Cinese: "Assomigli a Gesu'!"
Portoricano: "Sei Tom Green?"
Ragazza: "Sei uguale a Axel Rose."
Compagni di scuola: "Assomigli a Zack Morris!"
Sono complimenti o insulti?

Waiter: " You look like Edward Norton."
Asian: "You look like Jesus!"
Portorican: "Are you Tom Green?"
Girl: "You look just like Axel Rose."
Classmates: "You look like Zack Morris!"
Are these compliments or insults?