Il Mito - The Hero

"And my time is a piece of wax falling on a termite
And it's choking on the splinters...I'm a loser baby!" - Beck



Nella mia vita ci sono state molte persone che non hanno creduto in me. Mi hanno detto di smettere il basket, la pallavolo, e anche la chitarra solamente perche' non avevo talento. Beh, gli fatto vedere io. Ho realizato il record mondiale di MINESWEEPER!

Over the years, there have been many who did not believe in me. I was told to give up basketball, volleyball, and playing guitar just because I wasn't talented. Well, I guess I showed them. I have achieved the all time world record in MINESWEEPER!

Calcio Balilla - Fussball

"Pass it to the Italians!" - Will Ferrel in 'Kicking and Screaming'



In Italia ci si da' del tutto al calcio...anche se e' su una tavola. Il talento nazionale ad ogni livello e' spettacolare. Dai bambini che appena camminano in su, gli Italiani sono veramente appassionati per il calcio di ogni tipo =D

Italians devote themselves completely to soccer...even if it's on a table. The national level of talent is truly spectacular. From little kids that barely walk on up, Italians are really obsessed with all forms of soccer =D

Qashqai Cargames

"What am I supposed to say when an atheist sneezes? When you die nothing happens." - Dane Cook



Penso che comincero' a fare uno sport nuovo: i Qashqai Cargames. Era ora che cominciassero a fare vert sport per macchine!

I think I'm going to take on a new sport: Qashqai Cargames. It was about time someone came up with a vert car sport!

MTB

"There's just one thing that I love more than anything
I hold it so near to my heart.
It has just one gear and a pair of blue training wheels,
A headlight to see in the dark.
I like my bike. It's not like other bikes.
I ride my bike to the girl that I like, And she looks at me and my bike.
A tear fills her eye as she's filled with great pride,
When I ask her to take a ride." - Ghotihook

Percorsi in Moutain Bike son troppo esilaranti...fatti per quelli a cui piace veramente andare in bici...non sta cosa con le braghette da ciclista...e' per divertimento vero!

Mountain Biking trails are awesome...made for those who really like to ride...not this skin tight shorts thing...it's for real fun!

Mai dire WC - Crazy Japs

"I'm sick of doing Japanese stuff!" - Bart Simpson

WARNING: only view if you are not easily traumatized by the Japanese!



Non so che dire, i giapponesi hanno troppo tempo per inventarsi questi scherzi.

I don't know what to say, the Japanese just have too much time to think up these crazy pranks. Thought a waterskiing port-a-potty is quite convenient...I mean really, you'd never have to stop =D

Ginnastica - Exercise

"Promise me something, Pinky. Never breed." - Brain



Mi sento piu' in forma solamente guardando questo video!

I feel more in shape just watching this video!

Sport

"Did you know that athlete's foot and jock itch are the same illness? Who are these guys doing splits in strange showers? - Howie Mandel

Penso di essere uno degli unici uomini in America a cui non gliene frega quasi niente di sport tradizionali, per intendersi questi sono il baseball, football, basket, e hockey. Veramente, questa sera Bethany ed io volevamo stare in compagnia con degli amici, e invece loro dovevano vedersi la partita di baseball. Non capisco perche' c'e' gente che si guarda 3 o 4 ore di uomini con pataloni troppo stretti che si grattano e ogni tanto colpiscono una palla...boh...sono io quello con i problemi?

I think I'm the only guy in America that doesn't care two cents about traditional sports, those being baseball, football, basketball, and hockey. Really, this evening Bethany and I wanted to hang out with some friends, but they had to watch the "game." I don't understand the appeal of watching 3 or 4 hours of guys in tight pants scratching themselves and occasionally hitting a ball...I don't know...am I the one with the issues?

Un vero luna park - A true amusement park

Questo luna park e' sopra il Stratosphere hotel in Las Vegas. Si, un giorno ci andro'.

This amusementer park is on top of the Stratosphere hotel in Las Vegas. Yes, one day I will go there.

I Mondiali sono da consumare con Italiani - The world cup is best consumed with Italians

"Sono nato sbagliato?" - Articolo 31

Saro' negli Stati Uniti, pero' i mondiali (specialmente la finale) gli ho visti con Italiani. Un festone col rigore di Grosso. L'intera pizzeria e' impazzita. Fuorissimo!!

I may be in the States, but the world cup (especially the final) had to be watched with Italians. Huge party with the the PK by Grosso. The entire pizzeria went crazy. Truly awesome!!

E' solamente un'aspirapolvere - It's only a vacuum

"They deftly manouver and muscle for rank..." - Cake

Madri del mondo, adesso potete esprimere i vostri tentativi ad essere trendy anche con la vostra aspirapolvere. Il Sport Utility Vacuum e' qui.
Polvere...sii in guardia, la tua ultima ora e' arrivata. Una volta ti dicevamo che potevi correre, ma non potevi nasconderti. Adesso, non puoi nemmeno nasconderti dalla Hoover Z.

Soccer mom's of the world, you can now express your attempts to be trendy even in your vacuum. The Sport Utility Vacuum is here.
Beware all dust, your time has come. We used to tell you that you could run but you couldn't hide. Now, you can't even run from the Hoover Z.

Bang...Crack...Ahhhh

"Pretty pretty please kill me. I want to die." - Adam Sandler

Se qualcuno ti investe con lo snowboard...e' colpa tua?
No, non voglio morire...pero' mi fa' un male il collo che non vi dico.

If someone runs over you on a snowboard...is it your fault?
No, I don't wanna die...but my neck hurts like crazy.