Scuola di Video Giochi - Video Game Institute

"I'm really good at Rock Band. I'm amazing at the drums on Rock Band. I'm so good at it, I thought, maybe I should get drums in real life! But, then I realized that's not a good way to approach life: taking things you're good at in video games, and then trying to do them in the real world. 'Cause I was thinking, I play Grand Theft Auto, and I'm really good at beating the crap out of hookers!" - Seth Rogen

Suppongo che sia per questo che non vado in skate, sono un cecchino, combatto con arti marziali, sono un omino di lego, o un idraulico baffuto! Però, anche se non ho mai giocato a stare seduto davanti al computer, tutto l'allenamento all'università sembra aver valso la pena. E non dimentichiamoci del sedicienne che ha appena smesso di andare a scuola per diventare un Guitar Hero professionale!

I suppose this why I'm not a skateboarder, sniper, martial artists, lego man, or an italian plumber! On the other hand, even though I never played the sitting in front of a computer game, the training in college really seems to have paid off. Lets also not forget the 16-year-old that just dropped out of school to become a professional Guitar Hero!

Oceano Bollito - Boiled Ocean

Sprigatevi, l'oceano sta per bollirsi asciutto.  Apparentemente l'articolo è scientifico.  Beh, se uno considera l'astronomia una vera scienza piuttosto che un gioco complesso nel quale t'inventi una teoria e speri che gli altri giocatori l'accettino.  

Hurry up, the ocean will soon boil itself dry.  The report is apparently scientifically based.  That is if one considers astronomy a true science, or just a complex game where you come up with a theory and hope the other people playing buy it.

Troppo tempo - Too much Time

"Stop wastin' my time!" - Default

C'era una volta un ragazzo che aveva così tanto tempo da sprecare che faceva cose di questo genere...stranamente questo tipo non me lo ricordo.

Once upon a time, there was this guy that had so much time to waste that he did stuff like this...oddly enough I can't remember him.

Commenti - comments

"In a conventional oven Baked Potatoes take forever. Sometimes, I don't even want a Baked Potatoe, but I put one in the oven anyway; when it's done...who knows" - Mitch Hedberg

Apparently I have been receiving comments...but just now I figured out that I was supposed to accept them...so uh...sorry to all. And yes...Baked Potates take forever!

Cosa farai col tuo Computer? - What will you do with your Computer?

"They say I should act my age." - Blink 182



Il 24 Marzo e' il giorno per divertirsi piuttosto che sedersi davanti al Computer. Tu cosa farai? Puoi spegnere il tuo Computer? Per un giorno intero?

Wahoo! March 24th is the day to have fun instead of sitting in from of your Computer. What will you do? Will you be able to turn off your Computer? For a whole day?

Quando i nerd pensano di essere fighi - When geeks think they're cool

"Blast!" - Luke Skywalker

Sapere - Knowledge

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." - Barbara Bush

Dicono che ogni giorno s'impara qualcosa di nuovo. Oggi e' uno di quei giorni.

The say you learn new things every day. Today is one of those days.

Ballad of Bilbo Baggins

"I might as well kiss a wookie!" - Princess Leia



Mr. Spock ama Bilbo Baggins...chi l'avrebbe may immaginato?

Mr. Spock loves Bilbo Baggins...who would have ever guessed?

Madri e Mr.T - Mothers and Mr.T

"My buddies always get mad at me cuz I root for both teams...but at the end of a game I am never disappointed!" - Clinton Jackson



Il rispetto dev'esserci...ce l'ha detto Mr.T!!

You gotta respect...Mr.T told us to!

Lost Battlestar

"I have everything under control, alt, delete!" - Strong Bad

Nessuno vede l'ora che ricominci Lost...specialmente Dwight Schrute. Leggete Lost Battlestar.

Everybody is excited about Lost starting up again...but I think Dwight Schrute takes the cake. You should definitely read the hypothetical scenario if the cast from Battlestar Galactica crash landed on the Lost island.

Sicurezza - Security

"I always thought the security around here sucked...I'll have to bring in my bo-staff." - Dwight Schrute

First, the Bike Lock,



Then "the Club",



Now the Thumbdrive Lock!



Quest'aggeggio e' completamente serio. Si, adesso hanno pure i lucchetti per i flashdrive USB. Non si puo' essere mai troppo attenti.

This gadget is completely serious. Yes, they now have locks for your thumbdrive. You can never be too careful.

Direzione Sbagliata - Wrong Direction

"Never thought I'd see the day when kids could go to the store, be denied spinach, and buy all the cocaine they want." - Jay Leno

Negli Stati Uniti oggi gli spinaci ti danno la colera, e c'e' una nuova bibita: cocaina. Abbiamo forse sbagliato qualcosa.

Today we get e coli from spinach, and drink cocaine. Where did we go wrong?

Faccia - Face

"C'e' chi dice che il sedere assomiglia all faccia." - Articolo 31

La voglia di studiare sta sparendo. Anzi...l'abilita' di studiare e' quasi del tutto scomparsa. Voglio finire ed andare avanti nella vita. Ormai mi son reso conto che la mia educazione e' quasi finita, pero' il mio cervello pensa che sia gia' finita. AAAAAAhhhhhh!

The desire to study is disappearing. Actually, the capacity of studying is almost completely gone. I want to finish and go on with life. By now I have realized that my education is almost over, but my brain thinks it already is. AAAAAhhhh!

Un vero luna park - A true amusement park

Questo luna park e' sopra il Stratosphere hotel in Las Vegas. Si, un giorno ci andro'.

This amusementer park is on top of the Stratosphere hotel in Las Vegas. Yes, one day I will go there.

Saggezza Commerciale - Commercial Wisdom

"Focus: We must keep The Main Thing, The Main Thing.
Attitude: If you think you can or you think you can't - you're right!" - Papa Johns

Quando attori sognano - When actors dream

"See me have a seizure on stage!" - 2Pac

Cosa fareste se durante, uno spettacolo uno degli attori morisse sul palco? Apparentemente succede spesso.

What would you do if during a show one of the actors died on stage? Apparently it happens often.

Blingo!

"You say that money, isn’t everything,

But I’d like to see you live without it."

- Silverchair

OK, ieri ho scoperto un nuovo sito: Blingo! Usa Google, l'unica differenza e' che ogni volta che fai una cerca, potresti vincere qualcosa...tipo un IPod. E poi, se un tuo amico si iscrive e vince, anche tu vinci.

Alright, yesterday I discovered a new website: Blingo! It uses Google, and the only difference is that every time you search for something, you could win something...like an IPod. And then, if your friends sign up and win, you win too.

E' solamente un'aspirapolvere - It's only a vacuum

"They deftly manouver and muscle for rank..." - Cake

Madri del mondo, adesso potete esprimere i vostri tentativi ad essere trendy anche con la vostra aspirapolvere. Il Sport Utility Vacuum e' qui.
Polvere...sii in guardia, la tua ultima ora e' arrivata. Una volta ti dicevamo che potevi correre, ma non potevi nasconderti. Adesso, non puoi nemmeno nasconderti dalla Hoover Z.

Soccer mom's of the world, you can now express your attempts to be trendy even in your vacuum. The Sport Utility Vacuum is here.
Beware all dust, your time has come. We used to tell you that you could run but you couldn't hide. Now, you can't even run from the Hoover Z.

Commedia Tragica - Tragic Commedy

"I reached my hand back there...and yeah...it was poop, sorry." - Timmy Williams.

Recentemente il gruppo comico Whitest Kids U'Know ha annunciato che uno dei suoi membri e' morto. E' vero o no? Forse gli scherzi sono troppi se nessuno sa se crederti o no.

Recently the sketch comedy troupe Whitest Kids U'Know announced that one of it's members died. Is it true or not? Perhaps the jokes have gone overboard if nobody knows whether to believe you or not.