Ghost Rider

"His head was skull..and it was on fire" - Goth Chick



Ma fa sul serio Nicolas Cage? Teschio in fiamme? Boh...che gli e' preso?

Another winner from Nicolas Cage...skull on fire always make for quality movies.

Direzione Sbagliata - Wrong Direction

"Never thought I'd see the day when kids could go to the store, be denied spinach, and buy all the cocaine they want." - Jay Leno

Negli Stati Uniti oggi gli spinaci ti danno la colera, e c'e' una nuova bibita: cocaina. Abbiamo forse sbagliato qualcosa.

Today we get e coli from spinach, and drink cocaine. Where did we go wrong?

Mai dire WC - Crazy Japs

"I'm sick of doing Japanese stuff!" - Bart Simpson

WARNING: only view if you are not easily traumatized by the Japanese!



Non so che dire, i giapponesi hanno troppo tempo per inventarsi questi scherzi.

I don't know what to say, the Japanese just have too much time to think up these crazy pranks. Thought a waterskiing port-a-potty is quite convenient...I mean really, you'd never have to stop =D

Ragno per la mamma - Spider for mommy

"Video games are the new Rock and Roll" - MTV gaming show

adopt your own virtual pet!

Natalie ed io abbiamo addomesticato un ragno per la mamma, perche' sappiamo quanto le piacciono!

Natalie and I got a pet spider for mommy, because we know how much she likes them!


"_']]'\]]]] bh - messaggio dalla Natalie

Successo dalla cantina - Success from the basement

"In the garage...

I've got an electric guitar

I play my stupid songs

I write these stupid words"

- Weezer

Sandi Thom ha appena firmato un contratto con il manager di Britney Spears e Pink. Gli unici spettacoli che ha mai fatto sono stati dalla sua cantina con una webcam. Io sto pensando di montare una webcam in doccia...forse mi offrono un contratto pure a me!

Sandi Thom just signed a record contract with the manager of Britney Spears and Pink. The only shows she has ever played were in her basement with a webcam. I'm thinking of mounting a webcam in the shower...maybe I'll get a record deal!

Quando attori sognano - When actors dream

"See me have a seizure on stage!" - 2Pac

Cosa fareste se durante, uno spettacolo uno degli attori morisse sul palco? Apparentemente succede spesso.

What would you do if during a show one of the actors died on stage? Apparently it happens often.

Katinka Ingabogovinanana

"They won't be looking for...not us!" - Derek Zoolander

Si, Milla Jovovich riesce ad avere facce diverse. Mi sono trovato sorpreso che lei e' la stessa attrice in tutti questi film.

Yes, Milla Jovovich manages to have different faces. I was quite surprised that she is the same actress in all these movies.


Zoolander

5th Element

Resident Evil

Ultraviolet

Assomigli a... - You look like...

"You look like a fool..." - Avril Lavigne

Cameriere: "Assomigli a Edward Norton."
Cinese: "Assomigli a Gesu'!"
Portoricano: "Sei Tom Green?"
Ragazza: "Sei uguale a Axel Rose."
Compagni di scuola: "Assomigli a Zack Morris!"
Sono complimenti o insulti?

Waiter: " You look like Edward Norton."
Asian: "You look like Jesus!"
Portorican: "Are you Tom Green?"
Girl: "You look just like Axel Rose."
Classmates: "You look like Zack Morris!"
Are these compliments or insults?