My lovely lady lumps

"Nobody knows what it means!" - Will Ferrel in Blades of Glory



Alanis Morissette = un genio di satira.

Alanis Morissette = genius of satire.

Razzismo - Racism

"As you can see, I have a white son and a black son, but I don't see color, so I can't tell which is which!" - Joy on My name is Earl

I think the world has gone racist this week. The following are actual quotes from my friend Ron who is black and my friend Qi who is Chinese:

"I only watch [American Idol] when brown faces are singing." - Ron
"I think you're racists!" - Me
"Yeah...if that's what you wanna call it!" - Ron insinuating white people can't sing

"We are going out to play basketball!" - Qi
"Oh yeah? Who are you playing with?" - Me
"Chinese people...not people as big as you...as tall as you!" - Qi
"You won't play with white guys? I think you're racists!" - Me
"We'll play with short white guys!" - Qi

Friday the 13th

"Me: My thesis is about as interesting as a phone book...actually, no a phone book has interesting names in it!
Chuck: Well, your thesis probably does too...just look at the references!



9:30 4-13-07