Troppo tempo - Too much Time

"Stop wastin' my time!" - Default

C'era una volta un ragazzo che aveva così tanto tempo da sprecare che faceva cose di questo genere...stranamente questo tipo non me lo ricordo.

Once upon a time, there was this guy that had so much time to waste that he did stuff like this...oddly enough I can't remember him.

Nickelback

"This is how you remind me [of your other songs]" - Nickelback

Questo video è per il mio amico Paolo, a cui piacciono i Nickelback. Veramente un gruppo innovativo, sono riusciti a vendere la stessa canzone con due nomi diversi!

This video is for my friend Paolo, who happens to like Nickelback. They're really a revolutionary band, they managed to sell the same song with two different titles!

Stupid English

“Xylophone is spelled with an X. That’s wrong. Xylophone “ZZZ.” It’s like X didn’t have enough to do so they had to promise it more. Okay, you won’t start a lot of words, but you will have a co-starring role in Tic-Tac-Toe." - Mitch Hedberg

Questo post e' per tutti voi che avete problemi con lo spelling in Inglese.
Color o Colour
Center o Centre
Z o Zed
Zero o Nought
All right o Alright
Caramel o Carmel
Forse dipende da dove sei nel mondo, o forse proprio non sai scriverlo. Per fortuna, adesso, c'e' un tipo che sta girando l'America a correggere tutti questi errori.

This post goes out to all those who can't or won't spell.
Color or Colour
Center or Centre
Z or Zed
Zero or Nought
All right or Alright
Caramel or Carmel
It may just be geography, maybe you just can't spell. Lucky for us there is this dude travelling across America correcting all these mistakes.

Commenti - comments

"In a conventional oven Baked Potatoes take forever. Sometimes, I don't even want a Baked Potatoe, but I put one in the oven anyway; when it's done...who knows" - Mitch Hedberg

Apparently I have been receiving comments...but just now I figured out that I was supposed to accept them...so uh...sorry to all. And yes...Baked Potates take forever!